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Palmettou, pelmUettou, palmettousU

Palmettou, pelmUettou, palmettousU
Palmettou, pelmUettou, palmettousU
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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Palermo Subway

Finding a cannoli with a larger circumference than your erect penis and then fucking it.
My parents were wondering why the box had only eleven cannoli, but I knew it was because my brother rode the Palermo subway.
by BillMaxx March 11, 2026
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Palmtree Panic (All versions)

Arguably Sonic CD's best songs. ON THE EU SIDE. Don't let nobody say otherwise.
Person 1: Boy, do I love Palmtree Panic (All Versions).

Person 2: Yeah, the US version is the best version!

Person 1: *proceeds to crash out*
by Metal Sonic X October 7, 2025
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Paltergeisting

Paltergeisting (verb, from “paltering” + “poltergeist”)

Core definition:

To “haunt” or destabilize someone’s understanding of reality by using technically true but misleading communication, so that they walk away confused, doubting themselves, or unable to tell what was real.

It’s not just paltering (using truth to mislead).
Paltergeisting = the active act of creating that haunting, foggy after-effect.
• “He didn’t lie about where he was, he just said ‘I stepped out for a bit.’ Left out the part where he stepped out with his ex. That’s straight paltergeisting.”
• “Talking to that company rep was wild. Every answer was technically true and somehow I knew less after each email. I’ve been paltergeisted.”
• “Stop paltergeisting me and just say what you actually did.”
by dogdog December 2, 2025
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paltergeist

Paltergeist
noun \ pal-ter-gyste \
1. The lingering, haunting confusion left behind when someone misleads you using only technically true statements.
Not a clean lie—more like reality bent just enough that your brain keeps replaying the conversation.
2. A person, conversation, or system that “haunts” your mind because everything sounded normal on the surface, but the intent underneath was deceptive.
Alexandrea didn’t realize it at the time, but the way the salesperson spun the Ashley store furniture scam in Chico was a total paltergeist—every line was technically true, but months later he was still haunted by how the deal actually worked.”

Years later, when Alex put the pieces together about what really happened, he realized it wasn’t just betrayal—it was a paltergeist. Every ‘honest’ answer had been crafted to keep him compliant while the damage was done behind his back, and now those conversations replay in his head like a horror reel he never consented to watch.
by dogdog December 2, 2025
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Rafrhoidel Palmheroin

former first basemen for the Oreo's!!!
Hey Rafrhoidel Palmheroin is that a needle in your ass!!
by natronmeans September 15, 2005
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Olof Palme

Olof Palme was a Swedish Prime Minister. Until he was mysteriously murdered one cold February night in 1986. Olof Palme is one of Newmans greatest obsessions and he will never stop shitposting about him until he figures out who murdered him. Olof was also a Communist that pretended to be a socdem, don't listen to the deniers like Proletarian Raich, Grenjadog and El Gato.
Newman: So he is not a liberal, or a socdem. He must be a..
Cyridius: Oh ffs Newman
Newman: Olof Palme!
by Project Newman November 17, 2016
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