Cognitive Load

1. a state of extreme mental exhaustion because of excessive content absorption or mind-numbing work
2. the state of your current brain power for any particular task or event

I have definitely hit my cognitive load on learning this new spreadsheet process. Time for drunk slushies!

by Golden Rules September 5, 2015

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butt load

like a load but in your ass

I just gave my girl a butt load.

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot May 8, 2018

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Load Coaster

Someone that ejaculates while receiving road head.

I just load coastered onto my sister.

by Tyler Leaks January 28, 2019

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loaded gloves

When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto

Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match

by sidmon69 October 20, 2019

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CADBURY LOAD

SEX ACT OF TAKING A HUMAN TURD, BAKING IT, FILLING IT WITH SEMEN AND THEN CRACKING IT OPEN INTO SOMEONE'S MOUTH

Zack said he saw a porno where a man cooked a turd and filled it with jizz then poured it into another dudes mouth. He asked,

"What the hell would that be called?" Mark replied with, "A cadbury load."

by Johan Dingleberry July 10, 2017

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bro-loading

not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...

bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!

bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...

bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?

by @nimbly_jimbly July 13, 2016

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