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Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
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Bologna Beating

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.
by Capertittle November 10, 2017
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Ghost beat

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.
My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.
by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017
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killer beat

Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made

Usually it is made for rap mostly
(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines
by migty July 19, 2016
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beat the baby

It is a dance.(where they constantly have both hands and move in up and down mid air from there upper thigh.)
by Ask the G.O.A.T January 16, 2018
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Ojee Beat

when you're playing Lucio and you beat into a teabag, that's an Ojee beat
Oh cool, cool, that kid just Ojee Beat on me
by support2ow December 1, 2019
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asian-beating

this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.
For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.
by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020
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