Nutes

A synonym for the slang "nuts" referring to the testicles of the male anatomy. It is usually used in insults typed by young boys patrolling the internet.

$up4d34th={lolz}=: how did u killme hacker
$up4d34th={lolz}=: i'l hackur computer give me ur email
$up4d34th={lolz}=: u guy suck nutes

by InsaneCoincidences May 1, 2010

empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.

When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.

by spurtd21 December 1, 2009

nitter

a small hit of pot from a dugout.

id id a nitter in the parking lot while I waited for Trixie to buy beer.

by Bobby Bayite January 21, 2005

nutmegging

getting stupidly high off of eating large amounts of nutmeg.

Dude, I was nutmegging yesterday, and I feel like I'm going to vomit.

by Wilmmer September 26, 2010

Nitte

Embarrassing yet astonishingly tiny.

Look at his nitte weiner.

by alex_mercer October 8, 2017

nutted

nutted shotting white urine all over the couch

the dog nutted on the couch that means it will be white forever

by jeffis May 7, 2019

nuter

Crazy, insane, or mad, used in Red Dwarf, often commented from David Lister to Arnold Rimmer

The coach is making us run 8 miles for this class period,
Wow, he must be a totall nuter

by kyle May 15, 2004