Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's

If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome

by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023

jewish

the wrong religion
loves money
normally hated

oh my fucking god he's so jewish, he took my wallet to buy pokemon cards

by on god frfr March 27, 2023

Jewish shotgun

When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.

A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.

by Minecraftplayer4000 August 6, 2021

Jewish Chicken

A person who chickens find attractive

¨Wow! She is such a Jewish Chicken!¨

by Poothy Popper 3000 January 26, 2022

jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit

Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!

by 870 boys November 21, 2013

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Jewish Jerkbang

When a jew cums on a female’s face and his hot load melts the skin off her face

Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?

Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!

by Sussyman69 December 14, 2021