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John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022
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kendal murphy

Someone who is very fucking ugly and lonely who has a crush on a guy named Leo and is a bisexual fuck
Oh shit Kendal murphy is as ugly as the news says she is I think I’m going to throw up
by Kendall is stupid November 25, 2022
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Mollie Damn Murphy

Mollie one of my closest friend.Shes very funny nice and kind.Mollie is the kind of person that even if its the end of the world she would still be laughing.Even though she doesn’t obey much she always means good. :) I love her.
Cole:I dont like Mollie Damn Murphy.
Me:u have No taste do u?
by I love mooolie May 15, 2022
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Evie Murphy

starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though
yo can you see evie murphy over there??
yo shes totally lanky
by yohohoho May 23, 2022
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Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers
How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell
by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022
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Connor Murphy

A love-able bean who must be protected at all costs
Person A: who’s your favorite character from Dear Evan Hansen ?
Person B: Connor Murphy
by Your favorite lesbian January 24, 2022
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Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.
Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt
by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022
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