by shaunsk8 August 18, 2008
Get the muff mouthmug. by boowebb May 1, 2003
Get the Muff Brushmug. hair on ones head that resembles pubic hair. very curly and thick, almost always black in color. found mostly in jewish people. although muff heads can be very annoying they are cooler than people with orange or red hair because they are relaxed and calm and people with orange or red hair are uptight with flaming tempers.
john: dude look at that dirty muff head.
dylan: yea, his head looks like my gf's bush!
john: yea! my moms looks like that too
dylan: how do u know?
john: um nvm. ur gf has a bush? she didnt have one when i pumped her last night.
*extremely awkward silence*
dylan: yea, his head looks like my gf's bush!
john: yea! my moms looks like that too
dylan: how do u know?
john: um nvm. ur gf has a bush? she didnt have one when i pumped her last night.
*extremely awkward silence*
by asdf1234567 June 1, 2009
Get the muff headmug. The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.
by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013
Get the Muff Dustermug. One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.
by Blair Brodie August 24, 2004
Get the muff-facemug. A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.
Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.
by Bone Hane June 15, 2010
Get the Muff Puddlermug. by Muff Master Alex January 16, 2012
Get the Muff Muzzlemug.