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Muff Mites
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Meaning
an unwanted parasitic
insect
sometimes
naked to the human eye. I.e. Crabs.
John
went
to Mary's house and left when he found out she had
muff
mites
Muff Mites
by
keeponrockin99
February 7, 2009