Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)

"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"

by alexb934 February 19, 2014

The Muddy Keech

A butt-to-butt mutual prostate exam with friends.

Come over Saturday so we can do the muddy Keech. My doctor says prostate health is important for senior citizens!

by Sparkle-muffin June 6, 2024

Muddy buddy

When you pull out of a dude and he shits on your dick in a taco bell parking lot

Bro my dinggaling still smells like shit from the muddy buddy from my homeboy Travis last night

by Lazyking445 July 15, 2025

Muddy trunk

When a man sticks his trunk in the rear end of a woman aka anal sex

I want to get a muddy trunk with you tonight.

by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

muddy butt stank

The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night

Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.

by Fart box tounge puncher August 10, 2017