Messowek

When you use your parent's massage machine to masturbate.

I'm horny, i'm going in my room to messowek.

by Mukariumisonitodo January 24, 2019

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

Monsoony

What it looks like outside when it’s Monsoon Season

Looks Monsoony out there.

by T-Girl222 September 26, 2019

Mosco

A man with a lot of guaro in his house

My friend is a mosco

by mis bolas November 5, 2019

Mosco

An abnormally humongous mosquito

Karen was bitten by a mosco. We need to amputate.

by Asdwrangler November 7, 2019

missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020