1. The second 'm' is silent. see moron
2. The religous wing of the Iluminati
3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason
2. The religous wing of the Iluminati
3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason
by pope loki July 17, 2003
Get the mormon mug.Innocent people that are(sometimes from birth) brainwashed into beleiving the mormon religon. Although not "incorrect", the Latter Day Saints still follow a cult.
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by Patrio7 May 10, 2005
Get the oxy moron mug.Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite
by Corkey October 26, 2007
Get the mormon mug.The word "Moronic" without the final letter "c".
"Moroni" originated from an obvious inside joke when Mormonism founder Joseph Smith mused that no one would ever 'C' (see) how MORONIc his teachings were. 'Mormons' (in Smith's mind: 'Mor-ons' with an added 'm' on the syllable, or 'Moron-Men' re-spelled using only one vowel) would encapsulate all who 'refuse to C (see), and unquestioningly follow Smith's/Moroni(c) teachings.'
Although other definitions included here follow official Mormon party line, the word "Moroni" came via Satanic revelation whilst Joseph Smith (JS) was formulating his false religion. The mere fact JS would name his patron messenger and subsequent religion "Moroni" and "Mormonism", respectively, is a testament to the contempt with which he held all men.
"Moroni" originated from an obvious inside joke when Mormonism founder Joseph Smith mused that no one would ever 'C' (see) how MORONIc his teachings were. 'Mormons' (in Smith's mind: 'Mor-ons' with an added 'm' on the syllable, or 'Moron-Men' re-spelled using only one vowel) would encapsulate all who 'refuse to C (see), and unquestioningly follow Smith's/Moroni(c) teachings.'
Although other definitions included here follow official Mormon party line, the word "Moroni" came via Satanic revelation whilst Joseph Smith (JS) was formulating his false religion. The mere fact JS would name his patron messenger and subsequent religion "Moroni" and "Mormonism", respectively, is a testament to the contempt with which he held all men.
Un-Mormon:"Look at Macaroni blow his horn!"
Mormon: (offended) "His name is Moroni, not Macaroni; and it's a trumpet, not a horn."
Un-Mormon: "Did you ever notice that if you were to "c" Moroni, he totally becomes 'Moronic'? Stop and "C" (see), friend!"
Mormon: (offended) "His name is Moroni, not Macaroni; and it's a trumpet, not a horn."
Un-Mormon: "Did you ever notice that if you were to "c" Moroni, he totally becomes 'Moronic'? Stop and "C" (see), friend!"
by ElderBishop December 16, 2010
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-Rick Rolling
-Asking How Magnets Work
-Making Fun of Jesus
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-Asking How Magnets Work
-Making Fun of Jesus
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Clarice: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Is it true your god was nailed to a cross?
Clarice: The Son of God was nailed to a cross, yes.
Me: That's funny, because my God, the Norse Thunder God Thor, wields a giant hammer.
Me: Coincidence?
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Clarice: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Is it true your god was nailed to a cross?
Clarice: The Son of God was nailed to a cross, yes.
Me: That's funny, because my God, the Norse Thunder God Thor, wields a giant hammer.
Me: Coincidence?
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by AlexeiTheTroll November 20, 2010
Get the Mormon.org mug.An annoying cunt that comes to your door and gives you a brochure containing information about their church even after you tell them "No thanks. I'm not religious." Wait a sec. Someone's at the fucking door.
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