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mormon

1. The second 'm' is silent. see moron
2. The religous wing of the Iluminati
3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason
The mor(m)ons are on the porch again... get the shotgun!
by pope loki July 17, 2003
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mormons

Innocent people that are(sometimes from birth) brainwashed into beleiving the mormon religon. Although not "incorrect", the Latter Day Saints still follow a cult.
by xRisingCindersx September 18, 2004
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oxy moron

Conflicting words put together
Living dead
peace force
new classic
airline food
Fast ford im from auz. a holden lover at heart
by Patrio7 May 10, 2005
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mormon

Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite
Those wacky mormons, trying to fuvk their way to the top.
by Corkey October 26, 2007
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moroni

The word "Moronic" without the final letter "c".

"Moroni" originated from an obvious inside joke when Mormonism founder Joseph Smith mused that no one would ever 'C' (see) how MORONIc his teachings were. 'Mormons' (in Smith's mind: 'Mor-ons' with an added 'm' on the syllable, or 'Moron-Men' re-spelled using only one vowel) would encapsulate all who 'refuse to C (see), and unquestioningly follow Smith's/Moroni(c) teachings.'

Although other definitions included here follow official Mormon party line, the word "Moroni" came via Satanic revelation whilst Joseph Smith (JS) was formulating his false religion. The mere fact JS would name his patron messenger and subsequent religion "Moroni" and "Mormonism", respectively, is a testament to the contempt with which he held all men.
Un-Mormon:"Look at Macaroni blow his horn!"
Mormon: (offended) "His name is Moroni, not Macaroni; and it's a trumpet, not a horn."
Un-Mormon: "Did you ever notice that if you were to "c" Moroni, he totally becomes 'Moronic'? Stop and "C" (see), friend!"
by ElderBishop December 16, 2010
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Mormon.org

A common trolling destination where one can talk anonymously with a mormon missionary. Common activities include:

-Rick Rolling
-Asking How Magnets Work
-Making Fun of Jesus
Welcome to mormon.org chat.
A missionary will be with you shortly.
Agent Clarice is ready to assist you.

Clarice: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Is it true your god was nailed to a cross?
Clarice: The Son of God was nailed to a cross, yes.
Me: That's funny, because my God, the Norse Thunder God Thor, wields a giant hammer.
Me: Coincidence?
The Chat Session Has Ended.
by AlexeiTheTroll November 20, 2010
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Mormon

An annoying cunt that comes to your door and gives you a brochure containing information about their church even after you tell them "No thanks. I'm not religious." Wait a sec. Someone's at the fucking door.
Who's at the door? Another Mormon? Aw fucking great!
by LilWindex May 16, 2018
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