moon flag

The process of religiously wacking off into a single piece of cloth or small towel over the span of weeks or months until it can stand up on it's own like the american flag placed on the moon by the astronauts. Typically made by members of the armed forces, monogamous business men, and teenagers at summer camp.

Dude, this is going to be a long deployment, I think I'll make a moon flag as an experiment and then see if I can break in it half before we go home.

by Poopsicle_8251 May 16, 2018

moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

Little moon

We like the moon, it's only one and there's only nighttime which means it's valuable right? The baby is very valuable, so he is little moon

A : babe, where is our little moon ?
B : there he is, he sleep so tight

by Psikhe January 30, 2020

Moon Hunting

The act of going outside in broad daylight and searching for the moon by staring directly at the sun

Only done before an eclipse, and occasionally by drunken college students

Dude me and Taylor had to go to the hospital after moon hunting for way too long

by bitch lasagna August 22, 2017

birth moon

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.

The birth moon called forth the growing season.

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by Joshua Bananaman July 18, 2016

race to the moon

A drinking game played much like wizard stick where the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the next beer until you have formed a staff like beer can structure. The game is finished when it has reached the ceiling. It adds structural support to any room, and can make for a non structurally sound stripper pole.

Derek have you won the race to the moon yet?

Not quite yet I'm almost there.

by K Wess April 14, 2010

moon boom

a particularly loud and obnoxious fart

after eating a can of beans and 3 burritos, i let off a moon boom

by G.PoPs January 5, 2010