After being ridiculed for his religious beliefs being fake, John decided to leave his coworker a nice, hot mormon steamer after a delicious lunch at Taco Bell.
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People who can’t do this list of things:
1. Drink coffee
2. Drink Alcohol
3. Drink Tea
4. Do drugs
5. Masturbate
6. Sex Outside of Marriage
7. Watch Porn
8. Say Curse Words
1. Drink coffee
2. Drink Alcohol
3. Drink Tea
4. Do drugs
5. Masturbate
6. Sex Outside of Marriage
7. Watch Porn
8. Say Curse Words
by ILikeCake32 January 13, 2019
Get the Mormons mug.A religious extremist cult. That thrives on abstaining from anything that is enjoyable. If you are not part of their cult, they treat you like an animal and attempt to convert you. Even if you are a member, and you make a "mistake" they never look at you the same. They think they are right and everyone else is wrong and evil. Fuck them.
by Mormons can die May 20, 2019
Get the Mormon mug.A religion founded and re-estalished by the prophet Joseph Smith. He was given the gold plates which he translated through the power of God. This is now what they call the Book of Mormon. They do not worship him. They honor him. They worship God the Eternal Father and his only begotten son, Jesus Christ. They follow the word of wisdom to keep themselves clean. The word of wisdom states that they should stay away from hot drinks, and to sum it up not to take of anything that will be addicting to their bodies.
Mormons no longer practice polygamy. At one time it was commanded to do so to be able to make a way for all elligable women to make it to the celestial kingdom through a temple marriage. (there wasn't enough guys)
Not all mormons live in utah. Actually there's a great percentage of mormons living in brazil. Also i do believe that California has a higher population of mormons than Utah. Utah is simply the refuge that Mormon's founded when they were pushed out of the U.S. due the mobs and persecution. They weren't seeking religious freedom. They were escaping religious persecution.
Mormons are cool. Although people shouldn't judge the religion based on the people. True most mormons do follow the things they're supposed to, but some don't. They're human just like the rest of us and do make mistakes. The Mormon doctrine is true though. The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ and goes hand in hand with the Bible. Without both, they wouldn't be able to know the knowledge they need to about God and his teachings.
Mormons no longer practice polygamy. At one time it was commanded to do so to be able to make a way for all elligable women to make it to the celestial kingdom through a temple marriage. (there wasn't enough guys)
Not all mormons live in utah. Actually there's a great percentage of mormons living in brazil. Also i do believe that California has a higher population of mormons than Utah. Utah is simply the refuge that Mormon's founded when they were pushed out of the U.S. due the mobs and persecution. They weren't seeking religious freedom. They were escaping religious persecution.
Mormons are cool. Although people shouldn't judge the religion based on the people. True most mormons do follow the things they're supposed to, but some don't. They're human just like the rest of us and do make mistakes. The Mormon doctrine is true though. The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ and goes hand in hand with the Bible. Without both, they wouldn't be able to know the knowledge they need to about God and his teachings.
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