moo slime

when a bitch over 500 lbs cum

that fat bitch left moo slime all over the bedsheets

by thatonedudebwholovesboobs July 27, 2022

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Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

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moo

A word that only the zesty cow uses

moooooooo-uh oh you found your m-! Moo-uh

by Jadaurchromo April 30, 2025

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moo!

What you say when your a cow. Moo! Mooooooooooooooooo

I’m a cow moo moo moo moo!

by Cowgirlnumbertwo May 19, 2021

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Moos is a truly unplaceble creature. Loves football and career mode. Kind of a sigma, doesn't chase but attracts. A Moos is likely to get absolutely sh*tfaced at any social function that he takes part in, ending up either knocked out on the ground or above the toilet. Moos is very tall but has a huge hunchback. Other than this he is the most honest and sincere guy you can meet.

"Who are you going out, babe?"
"I'm going with Moos."
"Oh god"

by KnackeredTbone December 1, 2022

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