Sideways barefoot midget

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass

Sideways barefoot midget

by Weirdwun September 5, 2016

Slap a Mexican midget day

Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.

“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”

“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”

by Dummybro November 1, 2022

Interracial midget necro bestiality

Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?

Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2017

Gay Furry Midget Porn

When gay furry midgets make porn

Furry Midget one: Wanna make gay furry midget porn?
Furry midget two: hell yeah

by Adolf_Drippler May 13, 2022

Midget Fart Porn Sus

When a human becomes small and has anal fart sex with amog us sussy baka

Hey did you hear John had Midget Fart Porn Sus with Bob

by MidgetFartPornSus May 23, 2021

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

Midget in high heels

When someone is batting poorly in a game of cricket.

''Did you see Neil bat, he was like a midget in high heels!''

by borrie August 24, 2011