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Meaty Midget 

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."
Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!

dookie midget 

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me

Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.
Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.
Fat Midget Cunt by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022

Gay midget porn 

The best type of porn
"What is gay midget porn"
"It is the best porn"

giraffe midget condom 

A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.
Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.
giraffe midget condom by anonymous January 15, 2023

bridget the midget

Bridget the midget is scratching herself.
bridget the midget by Mr.ghan February 19, 2018