major simp

millie kinson

millie kinson is a major simp

by milliiekinsonisasimp September 30, 2020

Thats Major

When you finally get up off your ass, quit your illegal thug ways, get a job like everyone else in this world, and decide to continue living a normal working class life.

You wanna help me get from A to B for a few dollars and alotta risk? Hell no!! I'm going to my normal 9-5. You must not have did 10 months in Lil Vegas-Thats Major!

by EricReese December 16, 2018

jay major

Northern Irish slang for when someone is 17 going with a 12 year old,normally from lurgan or larne

"just picked up a 12 year old"

"Mate stop being a Jay Major"

by Dudley Oneill August 12, 2024

Major

Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss

look at that kid he's such a Major

by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

G Major 6

A effect with low threshold and the pitches 0 and -6

G Major 6 is too dark.

by mp2278 October 12, 2023

major bb

Major Blue Balls

Dude, i was fucking some girl but she went before i could and left me with major bb

by mfg8 June 21, 2016