looms

Looms is a phrase used by all the Gangtaz and Thugs meaning: "damn this is funnier than a blindfolded, midget soccer game on a field of Lava, while riding pink zebras, playing with a ball constructed of blood oranges"

ummmmmm:
"Ya my hommie, i was pimp'n it up on my couch. watching the price is right and IASIP. it was funny. ya see?"

Tynisha:
"Hehehe, LOOMS"

by claire reiner November 14, 2007

loopatious

Adjective: one who is silly, goofy, zany

WOW!!! Our teacher sure was loopatious today!!!

by Travis C N April 28, 2006

loopjack

sarcastic talk ,someone telling a story that is a lie to benefit themselves

Don`t loopjack me man I know your deal. This car salesman is loopjackn me.

by kittykdip August 12, 2009

Loop Bomb

When someone plays the same fucking song over and over and over again to the point you hate both that person and the song. Loop bombing is most often done to catchy new songs by people who don't realize everything gets old at some point.

Dude, I was stuck in line for hours behind some douche who loop bombed the fuck out of my favorite song. I never wanna hear it again now.

by MyBoxHasInternet April 15, 2011

loop job

Someone not playing with a full deck.mostly a psycho wife or girlfriend far removed from reality.

That girl is such a loop job that she thinks she can get pregnant from a blowjob

by Leek1211 June 26, 2014

Looks Ladder

Also referred to as the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, it is an X/10 rating (where X is a number between 1 and 10 inclusive) is a rather unimaginative and extremely arbitrary scale used to quantify a female's attractiveness, with 1 designated as "very unattractive" and 10 as "really fucking hot". The resultant number is often used a noun, sometimes numerator only.

It is to be noted that the final verdict of one who uses the looks ladder on a female is held as an objective truth and totally not biased at all.

"I would rate Zoey 8 /10 on the looks ladder."
"Last night, I banged a 7."

by Ἀπολλύων October 19, 2016

gong loopy

adj: the state of being after one has repeatedly beaten his head against a gong.

After repeatedly beating my head against that gong, I'm feeling quite gong loopy!

by Unicorn Q. Johnson January 18, 2008