rock lobster 

a male pedophile

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"

rock lobster by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009

Lobster Claw 

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.

I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.

Lobster Claw by hanssel May 1, 2007

The Hemopheliac Lobster 

(Hemophelia being the disease where you bleed alot.) Bang your girl as hard as you can on all fours until she bleeds out of where ever your penis is inserted. Then proceed to the next hole and the next and so forth.

The Hemopheliac Lobster

The Hemopheliac Lobster by The Big Fig September 19, 2009

Lobster

A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.

"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"

"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"

Lobster by Lobster_lover March 2, 2011

lobster clawing

lobster clawing is when a person is clustering their hands full of misc and random items trying to complete a task except said items have no purpose for the task at hand thus lobster clawing. usually because a person does not want to put said misc items down.

Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )

I'm trying to find my wrench to tech on my BMX but I'm lobster clawing all this other stuff I'm coming across trying to find it.

lobster clawing by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 10, 2013

lobster dick 

1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater

ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick

ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit

lobster dick by gibran October 18, 2007

lobster

when a person has genital warts

yeah i swear that girl i met last night was a lobster

lobster by Rebekha Claydon March 31, 2008