champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

nico-loading

The act of chain smoking or frantic hitting of a vape prior to a long flight or other trip during which tobacco products or other sources of nicotine will not be available. Equatable to carbo-loading before an athletic event.

Friend 1: “Shit! I have a 3 hour layover; I won’t be able to smoke until I get to Philly!”

Friend 2: “Better start nico-loading, bro.”

by AlexPlus.if June 11, 2023

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.

I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.

by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023

bap the load

Bap =crash

Load =car

Bro driving hella crazy don’t bap the load

by Succasinmywood32 October 22, 2023

Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023