the real GLIZARD. lizzy is just such an amazing human being. she absolutely LOVES hot dogs and could GLIZZ them up in a second. everyone wants to be lizzy stiles
Caty: “bro i literally saw Lizzy Stiles walking in the haul… she is so cool”
Todd: “i know she is literally the real glizard”
Todd: “i know she is literally the real glizard”
by Dancer C August 29, 2023
Get the Lizzy Stiles mug.The total opposite of the Karen. Kind, sweet, and always ready to congratulate you on the smallest of wins. Makes every day brighter to those who know them, and those who encounter them.
Person A: This lady who I met on the street a couple of minutes ago was so nice to me for seemingly no reason.
Person B: They seem like a total Lizzie
Person B: They seem like a total Lizzie
by Thehung3rstrike August 30, 2023
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Get the Lizzie mug.The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty
Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"
Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"
Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox
by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023
Get the lizzo paradox mug.Lizzie is someone you never want to lose. She is almost always a beauty guru and will style your outfit any day. She is an extroverted people lover and no one will ever be bored around her! She can make you laugh by just looking at you a certain way. She has this aura of loving all people equally and caring for them. Never let go of a Lizzie.
by gwraveghoull November 20, 2023
Get the Lizzie mug.you: WOW I met this amazing person the other day- she's so cool, funny, interesting and smart AND attractive
me: what's her name?
you: Lizzy.
me: THATS THE LIZZY- the coolest, funniest, most attractive, smart and interesting person to exist
(pause)
Me: you're so lucky.
me: what's her name?
you: Lizzy.
me: THATS THE LIZZY- the coolest, funniest, most attractive, smart and interesting person to exist
(pause)
Me: you're so lucky.
by potatoslayrofdoom November 21, 2023
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