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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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Just like your haircut.

A meme started on a day of June 2009 on the Napalm Death last.fm shoutbox by the user called "Dissektion", who sadly got banned a few months later for unknown reasons.
Shinigami6_6_6 wrote:
new album is shit!!!)))

Dissektion wrote:
Just like your haircut.
by Dissektion September 2, 2009
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Beat it like it owes me money

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.
by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006
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party like it's 1999

to party like there's no tomorrow. Live like today's your last. In the 1983 Prince hit "1999" he refers to "2000-0-0 party over, oops - out ot time" so tonight he "parties like it's 1999". This became a catch phrase in the American lexicon.
After the Pink Floyd concert we walked over to the campus strip, hit the bars and restaurants, drank like fish and generally we decided to party like it's 1999.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008
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like...yeah

when a person says something but dont know how to explain it so it ends with "like...yeah"
*watching TV*
person 1: something is wrong with this guy
person 2: i know he's like...yeah
by iz1k December 26, 2008
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like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!
a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"
by knuckler77 January 28, 2010
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Pocket Like

Similar to Pocket Texting. When your phone is in your pocket and connected to Facebook, sometimes it will "like" some people's statuses, often inappropriately.
John Smith - I am so upset, how could she leave me like this?!?!?

Steve Jones likes this

John Smith - DUDE!!!
Steve Jones - Sorry, it was a pocket like
by BigCWithWords May 16, 2011
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