chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

by ahlaaron April 14, 2019

leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2011

Leave me alone type shift

When the girls all want you to shake your dreads so you have to tell them to leave you alone type shift.

Ex: All the girls wanted Dae-ho to shake is dreads but he had other needs to attend to so he said, "Ladies, leave me alone type shift."

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Leave and Ale

When one leave's an establishment whilst drinking, literally continuously out the door.

I.E. to leave and ale.... "I can't wait to Leave and Ale!" Exclaimed Michelle as she left the pool hall.

by NSS MO May 27, 2017

Three Leaves Socks

Sao mà nhiều vớ chất lượng in và vải tốt nhưng mắc thế này

Ê mày mua vớ đâu tốt?
Three Leaves Socks kìa, đầy cả ra!

by Three Leaves Socks November 23, 2021

Me leaving the Zoo

Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.

If Jawed uploads a video titled "Me leaving the Zoo", it will be the end of YouTube.

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

Leave me alone

The nicer way to say "fuck off".

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?

by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023