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Donkey kong

He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.
by Dulidudu July 16, 2022
mugGet the Donkey kongmug.

Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.
"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone
by kalanjs May 2, 2024
mugGet the Jaffar Kong Chernobmug.

Sleazy kong

Bro I was I could be like Sleazy Kong
by Lordofgod May 3, 2023
mugGet the Sleazy kongmug.

Donkey Kong

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class
by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023
mugGet the Donkey Kongmug.

Kong Chi-Chi

A girl with a bad case of gas
by Kong Chi-chi February 28, 2019
mugGet the Kong Chi-Chimug.

hong kong head

Hong Kong Head is when an asian girl pours soy sauce in your penis and gives you a rough blow job, licking all the soy sauce off.
"Dude, Jenny gave me some bomb sex last night."
"Well, i got hong kong head from Jasmine!"
"Sound of Jealousy"
by dolphineisha April 13, 2014
mugGet the hong kong headmug.

kong dick

Ryan has a kong dick
by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017
mugGet the kong dickmug.

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