Kevin

A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.

Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!

by This is correct now die April 6, 2017

Kevin

A boy who is retarded and maybe smart

Kevin made an a in his test

by EnterTermsHere April 28, 2017

Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.

Kevin is probably a second string ninja.

by Marin8ing September 23, 2017

Kevin

A bitch ass hoe that sucks dick and gets 0 pussy

That dude Kevin breathe smell like dick! :0

by donaldtrumpsupporterkkk October 1, 2017

Kevin

A good friend who slowly starts to disappear like the meme. Always sentimental about the squad, but always pulls a John Cena when thy actually meet up. In short terms, RIP Hamilton Street.

Where's Kevin? He's right next can't you SEE him?

by RIPKDOT March 11, 2017

Kevin

An Asian who thinks he's Hispanic

Man, did you see that? He's such a Kevin!

by Human852 January 23, 2017

Kevin

Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.

Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."

by Idontfuckingknowitsmidnight December 2, 2018