Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured

Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!

by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025

Jewish Cupcake

A funny way to call a jewish friend

You: Hey, what's up you Jewish Cupcake
Jewish friend: What the fuck?

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.

Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober

by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025

jewish rizz

a jewish girl you wanna rizz up but its a hard thing to do

"You must be the Tower of Babel because you make me unable to communicate effectively" this is jewish rizz

by unknownmf.uwwr March 29, 2023

Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Jewish Star

when someone 5 stars your boob

"When i was babysitting the damn kid jewish starred me!"

by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017