jean claude van dam

slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"

"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"

by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004

jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.

a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.

by Brad April 18, 2004

jean penis

when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or jean peen.

person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.

by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008

jeaneve

A dependent female who always needs a boyfriend. Great sense of humor and very easy to get along with. Contagious laugh and a nice curvie petite body. However drops her man at the site of anything that seems better. She is a huge flirt and definitely not a very smart person. But her simplicity makes her easy to talk to.

"Jeaneve looks like such a good girlfriend."
"Wasn't she just with another guy a month earlier?"

by wreslter March 31, 2013

le petit jean

The french nomenclatre for lil jon, a crazy member of the african american race. le petit jean is rreeeeeeaaaalll nice like cheese or a michael weis named ma-wa-POOOOOOOTT-sa. yea what and so on

OH D!!!! I just got crunk cause i'm listening to le petit jean and smoking crack at thesame time

by oh d December 19, 2004

Jeanae White

21 year old hairdresser from Chicago who dated Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy for nearly five years. Even though they were in love, they realized by the beginning 2007 their relationship was doomed and they called it quits for good. She was practically the main subject of Pete Wentz's lyrics from Take This To Your Grave up to Infinity On High.

Girl: Do you know who Jeanae White is?
Other Girl: Sure. She dated Pete Wentz for a long time.
Girl: Why did they break up?
Other girl: They had no future.

by missflack December 26, 2008

Jeanette

A mildly attractive girl that is very outgoing. She wants to fit in and may do so by talking loudly. Very flirtatious, and extremely loud in bed.

Jeanette is great, but I think she kept our roommate up with her loud sex.

by Deez.N November 30, 2015