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Jade

A 14 year old girl who annoys her sister and has lots of spots
Jade had lots of spots
by My name is eva March 1, 2019
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Jade

A crazy annoying little bitch ass of a guy. He will hit you with anything and is so irritating. Just being around him is sad. You better be ready to punch him.
Anna: isn’t that Jade?
John: on no here he comes
by Hahahjskdkfjfudjdjdjjd November 5, 2019
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Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005
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Jade

She is a very creepy person. But if you are her friend she is one of the best people ever. And if you fuck her over she WILL FUCK YOU UP! Jade hates being single but loves being a hoe when she is single. She is usually blonde or brunette and very short
Me: do you see that chick over there?
Jess: yea she kinda scares me
Me: must be a jade
by Autpar13 June 16, 2017
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blue jade

Blue Jade is a different Girl from the rest. Many people make quick first impressions about her witch are normally too quickly judged. She is a standing out girl from the others, she cares about the people that she loves and will never fail on them. She is a beautiful human being in side and out. Blue Jade has a big heart but she hides it at times.
"I need someone to talk to"
"Go to Blue Jade, she'll know what to do"
by ZDMalik November 29, 2016
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jade award

An award given to the sloppiest person at the party. The awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca
"Did you see Angel last night?"
"Yeah he threw up everywhere and got the Jade Award!"
by WTH1214 December 2, 2013
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Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
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