Pulling a Jackson

When you wear pajamas under your pants.

Wearing pajamas under your pants? You're Pulling a Jackson.

by Dose of Dude January 24, 2009

Jason Kidd

a. The greatest Point Guard of all-time.
b. An especially attractive vagina.

a. Wow, did you see Kobe (see: rapist ) get sizzerved by Jason Kidd?
b. Damn girl, that's a nice Jason Kidd you got there.

by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004

Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009

jason

A person that is often misunderstood. He may seem quiet and slow, but in reality his mind is extremely in depth and confusing. He is unlike any other person you will ever meet, and you would be very lucky to be friends with him

"I met a Jason the other day, he seemed so quiet"

by pimpXIII August 22, 2011

Jackson Poollock

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.

Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.

by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008

Jason White

A fucking adorable guy with fluffy-ass hair who happens to play guitar for Green Day.

Jason White can walk down the street in peace unlike Billie Joe Armstrong, because almost no one recognizes him.

by Peterick Trohley August 2, 2014

Jacksons Dick

So large you can see it from Mars!

Jacksons dick is so long it won't even fit!

by Jackson's Dick March 21, 2017