"How are we going to shoot off the fireworks?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"
by haleyfoshizz March 15, 2009
a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.
Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.
by SicAssMic April 12, 2009
by Iwillslapyourchild October 27, 2013
by slick rick the ruler is back May 24, 2006
A sexual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus, then removes them, producing the characteristic "pop" sound one gets when opening a can of tennis balls.
by A.C. Conshor December 10, 2007
by King Dubya March 31, 2005
She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.
She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010