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The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma

The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.
PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025
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fridge

something that is hype but you don't want to seem excited. Or something that calm or chill that you want to do or have done.
"you ready for that baseball game that shit gonna be fridge."
by Binky boy April 26, 2024
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Fridge

1.) Short for refrigerator

2.) The harm of a female character to progress the plot of a male protagonist.

3.) British Slang. Someone who has never been kissed
1.) The man put vegetables in the fridge.

2.) Wheel of Time turned Perrin Aybara's arc into a fridge trope.

3.) You are still a fridge? I've just been defridged.
by The terminanator May 22, 2024
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Fridge

the name you call the fatty obese girl in your form. the one that thinks she’s the most gorgeous girl in the world when in fact she looks like a deformed cheeseburger. her pick-me attitude and obvious love for food makes this word so fitting and just rolls off the tongue anytime her ginormous self appears in the doorway.
*fridge walks into form*
*i turn to m*
me: errr look - its fridge

m: ffs i was hoping she wasn’t in today
by Aimeejkite February 20, 2024
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fridge fiend

A fat person or someone who knows the ins and outs of there fridge
Your a fridge fiend
by Mr beans March 14, 2024
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Fridged

When something is super awesome, or when you or somebody else is in a bad/sticky situation
"This concert is so exciting! I'm fridged!"

"Dude my car broke down, I'm totally fridged!"
by Aimscatt March 18, 2024
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Sell the fridge

A euphemism for when a male makes money from his (female) partner selling herself for sex.
A derogatory term, with 'fridge' implying that the said partner is frigid, or otherwise unresponsive to the speaker's sexual approaches.
"Hey Jake, you're wearing some top threads today! Have you Come into some money?"

Jake: "No, man, I decided to sell the fridge in High Town. Seems she's more popular than I would have guessed, especially on a Saturday after the pubs close."
by Henry Rich August 3, 2022
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