An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.
In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male poops and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then squirts and queefs at the same time forcing the ice cream like liquid onto the males face. The male proceeds to eat the mixture.
by Jack wang May 31, 2024

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 16, 2018

Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.
by Heidi Cruz August 11, 2008

if you eat this you're insane.
go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
by anonymous May 24, 2021

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
