Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic

by Official Flav February 15, 2023

Italian egg

An egg from Italy

Steph is being an Italian egg

by Eggieeees December 3, 2019

italian torlillas

This word is a great way to explain a very geourgous dick. you say it as a compliment to men.

Ex :

me : Damn U have such a italian torlillas!
him : thaks ur wap is also great!

by wapppppppp yummy February 15, 2023

Italian geyser

When you cum not only in a girls mouth but also on her tits.

Vito: Hey did u hear that Tony gave Kayla an Italian geyser!

Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.

Vito: Hell yeah.

by yankees2738 January 2, 2014

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.

Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.

by Party poison July 26, 2016