Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.

Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.

by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016

Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

Hot-Pocket

When you put hotsauce in your foreskin and keep it in there till it hits the center of your urethra

gurt: yo i just did a hot-pocket

by M1graine August 19, 2025

The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.

Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.

by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025

Hot Pocket

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.

Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?

Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.

by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023

Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.

I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.

by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018