hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

hentertaina

What it do what it is what it does!

Yo you know Hentertaina?! Yeah! Mr. What it do what it is what it does

by Hentertaina November 22, 2021

heterite

A word used to define a person who practices heterosexuality/heterosexism or chooses the heterosexual lifestyle. Typically a cis heterosexual male or female who attempts to enforce a system of binary sexism, homophobia, and transphobia, also known as the straight agenda.
Pronounce it (heh • tr • ite)

Those heterites are trying to spread the straight agenda.

by Nowholdon November 22, 2021

Hester

The most stunning girl you will ever see. She has beautiful eyes and will look at you in a way that makes you crazy. She is beautiful in an unusual way but no one could say she is ugly. She is very intelligent and kind and one of the most sarcastically funny people ever.

“No one can deny Hester is gorg”
“I know! Have you seen her eyes!”

by R2Trappy100 November 23, 2021

hetera

Where hetero is a prefix for heterosexual men, hetera is the prefix for heterosexual women.

Look at that hetera goddex over there, I heard that when she transitioned to identifying as a woman she didn't like being called hetero anymore even though she was only attracted to men so she wanted to be called hetera instead!

by brennanquest March 10, 2022

heterodactyl

someone who is so straight, they come of as homosexual.

P1: "He's on his 4th girlfriend? Is he hiding something.."

P2: "no, he's just a heterodactyl."

by caaaaaacazzzz March 15, 2022

heterocoat

verb

to dress and/or act in a more heteronormative manner than usual so as to appease the homophobic sensibilities of those around you

My Latter-day Saint parents want me to heterocoat my life with my same-sex partner when we're out in public with them, because they're afraid their other LDS friends will see us holding hands or kissing around my parents and get the wrong impression that my folks actually support LGBT+ rights.

by NewNameEli January 12, 2022