GAY HEADAKE

Were all of your thoughts are gay

I have a gay headake

by Mettallicsum6 May 4, 2018

pintobean headass

a headass with their head in the shape of a pinto bean

someone: yo look at that pintobean headass.
pintobean headass: stfu ur mom gay lol

by goofy headass May 14, 2018

Breakup headache

When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.

I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.

by Truthhcentrall July 2, 2019

Mars Headass

Mars Headass

A nigga named Mars that let fat niggas rub they titties on his head.

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Wit yo ol Mars Headass, thats why yo neck built like food poisoning.

by PassDaBoof July 4, 2019

momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .

valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her

by soooskinnyimfat November 21, 2019

bath headache

when you get out of a hot bath and all your mucles seem weak

i cant do the yardwork right now i have a bath headache

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.

Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.

by Red Yankee January 6, 2021