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dirty hayes

The act of going to the grocery store, emptying a milk carton then refilling it with your white liquid.
Holy shit my cereal is filled with dirty hayes!
by Hicah November 3, 2022
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hay boy

a straw or hay clothed dummy you use to fake people out .....
I thought my roommate was already asleep in his room but then I went to invite him to this bitchin party and it turned out it was a hay boy in his bed !!!! damn he already went to the party without me !!!!
by cookin dat chow November 4, 2022
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hay boy

A false boy made of hay or straw, used as a substitution. Positioned where you would typically be located. Often used to sneak out to polka parties without your parents finding out.
"How am I gonna sneak out?"
"Don't worry, just leave a hay boy and they'll never find out."
by esruit November 4, 2022
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Hay

An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.
"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
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Mikayla Hayes

by ROARRRRRRER April 28, 2022
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Noreen Hai

she is the slayest slay ever all she does is slay. shes a one direction loving whore and wont stop talking about louis and books like shut up already anyway shes the cooolest bad bitch boss baby i know slay all day
by slayerestslaywu May 8, 2022
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Brier Hayes

A Fatass band kid who pulls 0! Bitches
Brier hayes a fatass band kid who pulls 0! Bitches.
by Symdrumz September 15, 2022
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