noun used to say that something is not likely to ever happen. if used to explain a person it means that that person is not likely to do anything for you
by Johnson & Opex October 13, 2007
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"Dude, did you see that woman?"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
by Shayna Yelruhs March 22, 2009
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An alcoholic beverage consumed by grandmothers babysitting their grandkids in an effort to make said children more tolerable.
Ivan has been here since noon, I think I need a little grandma juice.
Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.
Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.
by EMunger May 26, 2009
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I checked my email to look for your message, but I couldn't find it in the long list of forwarded junk mail from my mother. I've been grandma spammed !
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