A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.
Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.
(chinky accent)
* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
(chinky accent)
* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
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-wow youre such a tech geek...
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