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Gay Greg

Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.

This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.

Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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Greg

Shit at every champ apart from fucking zed and yas
Greg- Im PRo
EVERY CHAD: YOUR TOILET WATER
by rapist266 June 3, 2021
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great greg

An obnoxiously overbearing homosexual groupie obsessed with Drake and usually trolls on Hip Hop DX about anything about Kendrick Lamar and only cares about painting the narrative of Drake being the best at everything.
I used to visit the Hip Hop DX site but great greg keeps ruining all the articles by constantly posting gay shit about his dreams of getting pounded by Drake. The site is garbage now.
by NF4LIFE March 28, 2025
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being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."
I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG
by Csorrenti May 14, 2024
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Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.
I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work
by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025
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Greg

Who names their kid greg
Gideon: who it that

Nola: that is greg
Gideon: wtf who names their child that!?!
by XxxJust_this_girl_69Xxx March 9, 2019
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Greg

Greg is the kind of person that you fall in love with, who drives you crazy all the time, as soon as he opens his mouth to say something. (Btw the most sexy guy you will ever know).
Greg is going to Argentina to visit me 😍 I LOVE YOU HOEBAG!
by Lulu Hoebag March 22, 2017
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