Dusty Fountain

When a woman, particularly of the older variety, who hasn't participated in coitus in over 10 years, recieves so much pleasure that when she cums, it replicates the dust cloud caused by the falling of the north tower.

Dude 1: How was that G.I.L.F. last night?

Dude 2: Disguting, the night ended when she dusty fountained all over my face.

by EatinDBush July 22, 2016

i found money jimmy

when someone tells there friend jimmy they have found money.

i found money jimmy

by lb🤦‍♂️ November 28, 2018

SCP foundation

The SCP foundation is an organization that keeps anomalies called scps for human’s sake. But they have D class personnel as testing.
Scps: SCP-682, SCP-999 and SC- 173

he SCP foundation is an organization that keeps anomalies called scpfor human’s sake

by The king of the monsters May 8, 2021

Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020

File Not Found

A spontaneous remark said to attempt to envoke laughter in your peers.

File not found, f-f-f-f-f-f-file, n-n-n-not, found, f-f-f-found!

by WebberCoolMan April 14, 2022

New Found Glory

A thing....that really need to get a fucking life....because no one likes them or wants them for that matter! And they also suck because they put Tim Armstrong and his wife on there gay little music video. Plus they think they are punk but really they are a bunch of skaters who think they are cool. They try WAY too hard.

by a person who knows what the fuck they are talking May 9, 2003