The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019
by davebakerbake April 16, 2017
When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.
by Denny's Delight August 27, 2010
It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.
by maxkappe October 02, 2014
A breakfast diet consisting of a caffeine drink such as a convince store iced coffee or energy drink and a cigarette.
by Tyrus05 September 17, 2022
by bennyboo7218 February 10, 2021
A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.
Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010