Beatnik's Breakfast

A pot of coffee and a joint, food optional. How the average Canadian under 50 starts the day.

"I'd have never got through Monday's shift if I hadn't started off with a Beatnik's Breakfast."

by Cardboard G June 7, 2014

toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour

I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast

by TheFerretsWheels July 24, 2016

Country breakfast

1 egg

This is of course a reference to Danny Gonzalez

I would like scrambled country breakfast

by MSRgaming June 9, 2021

concrete breakfast

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside

fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow

by the lazy domski June 14, 2011

Better Breakfast

(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.

Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.

by [-Baker-] February 10, 2004

Breakfast at Wimbledung

An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.

Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.

After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"

by Pootro September 16, 2012

Breakfast bukkake

When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face

Every Monday, I forget to turn my yogurt away from me, so I get a breakfast bukkake.

by SnifersRow July 7, 2017