Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.

"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."

by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014

Flopsy

when you can't get it up.

1."my umberella is flopsy"
2. "My penis is flacid (flopsy)"

by jazzisgiggity May 6, 2014

foop

The poop of undigested food

Foop is when you see corn in your shit.

by dylanashultz February 28, 2015

Foop

The furry squishiness on a dog or other cute animal

I smooshed the squishy foop on the dog and it was soft

by theleggeater July 21, 2015

FOOPA

Flab Overhanging One's Pubic Area
Fat Overhanging One's Pubic Area

I had to lift up his FOOPA to get to his dick.

I was nearly smothered by her FOOPA during cunnilingus.

by rhinozrus January 11, 2016

Foop

The most happiest a single person can ever be!

p1: "Hey dude, you saw how Foop he was? "
p2: "Yeah I wish I was that Fooped too!"

by Foop | The Happy Guy^-^ November 17, 2016

foobs

when you're so flat, and so fat, that your only boobs are flubber

"Omg, look at that girl's foobs"

by helloeveryone579 December 8, 2016