floppersaurus

A floppersaurus is a huge penis which has to pertrude over 15 inches. The name derives from the comparison to a dinosaur in size and is possesed by very few. If you have a floppersaurus then you're sure to score one, or two. However the floppersaurus can have a down side as 15 inces can be enought to perferate a womb so be careful.

"Have you seen Mike's floppersaurus, he's a tripod!"

by cowbell 83 March 12, 2012

Floner

A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.

Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.

by IseWise March 27, 2013

flopper

When a male is unable to produce an erection.

Sophia was angry at Jim for having a flopper during sex night.

by emosdid911 July 19, 2015

Flopper

One who messes up the lyrics in traditional christmas carols while singing in a group.

Aaron, you are such a flopper!

by Breezeleafe December 17, 2017

Floppers

Noun; A set of bass guitar strings.

Show is tomorrow; time to change the floppers!

by Lenny JG January 18, 2019

Flower

Flower is another term for cannabis; a smoked or consumed psychoactive (mind-altering) drug.

Connor- “Bro I’m about to smoke some flower, you in?”

by Pixiebeautyalex March 9, 2019

flooper

An adorable, kind, fluffy creature with long ears. Derived from floofer and flopper.

N'aww, that bunny's a real flooper!

by floobs nummi October 12, 2019