Fater

A self-professed Fan of a sports team who seems to actually Hate that same team. Fan + Hater = FATER. This person is most likely employing a defense mechanism against the sting of defeat by being so down on everything the team does. The largest collection of Faters can be found on message boards devoted to their favorite team. After big wins, Faters cite overwhelming evidence that it was pure luck. After tough losses, Faters crucify the players and coaches. Invariably, Faters hate the team's star player the most.

Fan: Hey man, big win for the team last night!
Fater: Yeah, they got lucky.

Fan: We won by 30 points.
Fater: Yeah but it should have been 40. "Star player" is awful and he shoots too much.
Fan: He shot 60% and scored 35 points.
Fater: Yeah, but did you see how long his shorts were though? We are never going to win a championship with shorts like that. We probably won't win another game all year.

by dawgfan91 December 14, 2010

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Coffee Filter

The female equivalent to a tea-bag.

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.

by mason26 August 9, 2012

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Fiero

One who is worthless or a brown noser. ADV. That guy is a freaking tool.

The new guy is such a fiero.

by El Cheevo May 14, 2009

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Fierce

The dwarven irish man, can leap bounds if tossed. A very ugly monster that is from ireland with a ginger beard, what a mess. Appeared in all Lord of the Rings films.

"I am FIERCE! I must defend helms deep alongside my elven friend Legolas" A quote from Gimli aka Fierce.

by richard ritchy gibbs January 4, 2009

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