stale fish

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.

O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.

by Beebix April 4, 2006

gefilte fish

Jewish snack made of ground fish (carp, mullet, whitefish, pike), egg whites, matzoh meal (wheat flour and water), onions and salt. Usually served chilled, sometimes with horseradish.

Most Kosher meals on airplanes include gefilte fish.

by Heatherface March 31, 2005

fish and bananas

a term for a couple that just dont look right together

-walks past tall thin girl with hobit-looking guy-

"oh god. fish and bananas"
"totally"

by DTPLOVE August 14, 2009

Soul-fish

Any "seafood" from Captain D's or Long John Silver

My friends wanted seafood, but I'm black, so I had to settle for soul-fish from Captain D's...

by "Work maker" July 2, 2009

fish spitter

when a man ejaculates up ones nostrils. The person on the recieveing end of the cum shot then sends the cum from their nostrils and back through the mouth, subsequently this person is dubbed a fish spitter.

Man that girl is such a fish spitter.
I came all over her and some went up her nose, and apparently shes a real fish spitter.

by dirtymunger05 January 9, 2010

suburban fishing

the act of buying several fish, placing them in separate bags, and leaving them on the hood of someones car, videotaping and watching their reactions

i went suburban fishing, it was amazing

by yeah yeah yeah josephhh August 13, 2010

fishing shit

Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.

Nature was calling, so Ben did a fishing shit off the boat.

by Emwood July 2, 2018