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Pete-O-File

Look, it's a Pete-O-File!
by McArthursony October 28, 2009
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If there is grass on the playing field

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.
"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"
by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006
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file association war

when programs on your computer declare war on each other, stealing each other's default filetypes (like video being opened by quicktime, itunes, windows media player, or VLC). They keep fighting over them, driving the user crazy.
Aargh! My programs are in a file association war. First realplayer opens mp3 files, then itunes, then windows media player! Make them stop!!!
by domino57 March 9, 2008
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Field of Wheat

Metaphor

-The term used to describe a situation when one is found completely surrounded by women with long radiant hair, most of whom blonde.

As you never expect to be fully surrounded by attractive women, one is usually taken by surprise as you would coming upon a large clearing or meadow; thus, likening the brilliant golden hair to a field of wheat.
"It was so windy, I showed up to class just before it started and found the first seat I could. As soon as I looked up from my bag, I found myself sitting in a Field of Wheat dude.. So many blondes"
by Fr0zenM0nkey March 30, 2011
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fileboner

Man, Jack is a total fileboner! He studies all the time.
by fileboner July 6, 2011
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Failed

To suck at life & NEVER make shit of yourself.

Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.
Without myshaun and drukerria, sommer failed her class miserably. What a stupid girl, must be all the cigs her mother smoked while she was pregnant with her.
by Gabbbbbbagirl8737 May 20, 2019
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fantasy files

the pornographic scenes and stories filed in your head that you call upon when you masturbate.
I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.
by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008
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