self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

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stealth exit

The act of sneaking out of a social gathering without telling anyone you're leaving.

"Where's Dave. He doesn't seem to be here anymore."
"He must have made a stealth exit."

by Northern Wazzock June 28, 2024

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Lesbian exit

Leaving through a windows.

We didn't see her leave, she must have done a Lesbian exit.

The window's broken, someone must have done a Lesbian exit

by McL1008 February 28, 2026

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It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.

Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.

by NYCboys May 25, 2025

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Sharp exit

A sharp exit is what you do when you've wound the Police up once too often in your local town.

I was reading my old diary when I remembered the Dutchman who nicked it and did a sharp exit.

by MadDan11 June 5, 2025

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Slow Exit

Basically like post not clarity it's a way to leave a woman or man after getting what you wanted but not having the balls to actually be assertive

Typical, - we fuq... and Now you're slow exiting out the door. As JF you had a business meeting on 9:00 a.m. on a Sunday

by Shlive November 25, 2025

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Taken the ExHit

1. When a second or third attempt at a relationship with an ex girlfriend or ex boyfriend ends in marriage.

2. When a friend stops having one night stands or flings because of an ExHit, they are considered to have 'Taken the ExHit', in line with 'another one bites the dust'.

3. Refers to leaving the singles highway and 'taking the exit' to suburbia and married life.

4. ExHit; "Hittin' that!" or going back for more with an ex.

Mate 1: Did you hear? My bro has taken the ExHit.
Mate 2: Shit! Really! I thought that was all over??
Mate 1: Well. She was something else!

GF1: You're what! You are going for the ExHit....again!?!
GF2: Yeah, I really think he's decent...not like that last wanker.
GF1: Hun, you better be sure this time, you can't keep on ExHit-ing.

by Belilarf January 19, 2013

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