A derogatory word used to describe people of Asian decent, as they are widely rumored to eat stray dogs.
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A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.
Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.
Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.
School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"
EMU Grad: "Sweet!"
EMU Grad: "Sweet!"
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Get the Eastern Michigan University mug.A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
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